I may be an idiot, but I'm an entertaining idiot. Allow me to tell you just how entertaining I am in my idiocy. Earlier today, I signed online and was scrolling through the news updates. I see one that states the following. "Quack puts a crack in a national monument." Huh! Cute play on words. Why don't they just say a duck put a crack in the monument, and be done with it? Oh well, anything for a story. Moving on....
This afternoon, after some nutrition and a nap, again I sign online and scroll through the news updates. Again I read about the crack in the national monument, only this time I read it as: Quake puts a crack in a national monument. Oh well, why didn't they just say that in the first place? We all know a quacking duck couldn't put a crack in a national monument.
I don't know if my failure to read comments correctly is due to the fact that I won't wear my glasses, or if I really am an idiot. Either way, I had a good laugh over my idiocy.
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